“Never give up.
When giving up, be sure to grovel.
Be yourself. Your brand is you.
Remember: your brand is whatever people want you to be. You are a cheap whore.
When lying, be sure to use direct eye contact.”—How to be a social media expert, Slacktory (via nevver)
So I sold a piece recently to a really nice buyer in L.A and the gallery sent it down last week to his assistant… Here’s the photos she sent back… Turns out the border guard thought it was some sort of drug, ripped the piece in three, then realized it was just paper and ink and sent it on though… like nothing fucking happened…